Goofy Crab
This is the best game ever made, you are a crab and have to navigate your way through unique obstacles (move with A & D). The visuals are exquisite and the music and sound effects are non-existent. This is truly the peak of humanity, but don't take my word for it, look at what other people said!
"I got a heart attack while playing this game! 10/10!" - Hugh Jass
"I came back from the dead to experience this masterpiece!" - Michael Jackson
"Son, you are a disappointment, is this what you spent the last few days doing?" - My mum
Play Goofy Crab now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!!!!
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words are unable to describe this game. the stunning graphics. the rich, built-upon environments. basically the only con available to pick on in the game is the fact that it has spoiled the joys of gaming for me. the feeling of eating the best meal ever, only to come home, sleep and wake up to eat just some microwave noodles; it's like that. i have tasted greatness, and everything else seems poor, everything else i adored.
in this 5 part essay, i'll be dissecting the intricacies of the masterpiece that is: "Goofy Crab"
Part 1: the rise of industrial capitalism(circa 1790):
I think I might win the Nobel Peace Prize.
you THINK?